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halfvodka:

4th installment in our running series: “I’m totally at the right show”

WE NEED A GIF FOR THIS. PLEASE, SOMEONE.

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via getdownonyourkneesandblowatl)

alyreandalute:

a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

(Source: hedylamar, via im-inlesbians-withyou)